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Deadly Facts About Water

Do you know what the leading cause of drowning is?

Deadly Facts About Water thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Are you exposed to water?

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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The truth is more important than the facts. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Delete the adjectives and you'll have the facts. - Harper Lee

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts. - Daniel P Moynihan

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. - Finley P. Dunne

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. - Bertrand Russell

A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil. - Grover Cleveland

It's a well known histororical fact: they gave 'em an inch of CzechosloWakia and they took Poland. - Archie Bunker

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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