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Deadly Facts About Water

Do you know what the leading cause of drowning is?

Deadly Facts About Water thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Are you exposed to water?

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Intricate facts of sex - Archie Bunker

There is nothing as deceptive as an obvious fact. - Arthur Conan Doyle

I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro

Positivity is all about overlooking the negative fact. - Unknown

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

Hipness is not a state of mind, It's a fact of life. - Cannonball Adderley

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Get your facts first - then you can distort them as much as you please. - Mark Twain

What happens is fact, not truth. Truth is what we think about what happens. - Robert McKee

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil. - Grover Cleveland

It's a well known histororical fact: they gave 'em an inch of CzechosloWakia and they took Poland. - Archie Bunker

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

It's easier to believe a lie that one has heard a thousand times than to believe a fact that no one has heard before. - Unknown

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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