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Deadly Facts About Water

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Deadly Facts About Water thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Are you exposed to water?

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

There are no facts, only interpretations. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Occasionally words must serve to veil the facts. - Niccolo Machiavelli

There's more to the truth than just the facts. - Unknown

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun. - Katharine Hepburn

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

You have to deal with the fact that your life is your life. - Alex Hailey

Optimism doesn't wait on facts. It deals with prospects. - Norman Cousins

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts. - Daniel P Moynihan

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right. - Unknown

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Only daring speculation can lead us further and not accumulation of facts. - Albert Einstein

What happens is fact, not truth. Truth is what we think about what happens. - Robert McKee

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Fact explains nothing. On the contrary, it is fact that requires explanation. - Marilynne Robinson

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod. - Winston Churchill

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

I'm not gonna give up, shut up, or let up, until I'm taken up... as a matter of fact, I'm just getting warmed up! - Zig Ziglar

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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