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Cutting Off Board

Slow motion view of food droppings

Cutting Off Board thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? - George Carlin

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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