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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli


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