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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole


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