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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!

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I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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