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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!

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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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