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Count The Eyes

All eyes are on the campfire picture

Count The Eyes thanks to Theresa Robert

Hunting in the background

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!

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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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