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Conquering My Snooze Addiction

Get those hands off the snooze button!

Conquering My Snooze Addiction thanks to Keith Blake

Cure for deadline snoozing

You snooze, you pain-fully lose
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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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