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Conquering My Snooze Addiction

Get those hands off the snooze button!

Conquering My Snooze Addiction thanks to Keith Blake

Cure for deadline snoozing

You snooze, you pain-fully lose
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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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