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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan


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