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Christmas Double Shift

You know the economy is bad when even the big guy has to work two jobs

Christmas Double Shift thanks to Keith Blake

Working overtime on Christmas Day to pay the bills

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It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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