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Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey


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