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China Road Load

Chinese peasant with a load on his mind

China Road Load thanks to Roy Turkington

Going home with a load of sweet wheat

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Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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