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Child Memories

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Child Memories thanks to Barry McCartney

Making memories with the children

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller


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