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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Memories happen when we least expect them. - Jose Chaves

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford


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