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Cat Hat

Vatican unveils latest canine papal hat

Cat Hat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Calling all CATholic cats to the conclave

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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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