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Vatican unveils latest canine papal hat

Cat Hat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Calling all CATholic cats to the conclave

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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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