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Carpenter Bee

How a bee finds its chosen profession

Carpenter Bee thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Finding the worker Honey Bees

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Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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