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Putting on a good face for an empty plate

Canned Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Waiting in line for the next food donation

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If anything can go wrong, it will. - Murphy's Law

Everything you can imagine is real. - Pablo Picasso

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. - Mae West

No one knows what he can do until he tries. - Publilius Syrus

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

How can I tell if humility is genuine or fake? - David J. Bobb

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. - Theodore Roosevelt

It can't be epic if there's no challenge to it. - Jennifer E Smith

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. - Booker T. Washington

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

I hate to spread rumours - but what else can one do with them? - Amanda Lear

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them. - Ernest Hemingway

Only passions, great passions, can elevate the soul to great things. - Diderot

Once you become real, you can't become unreal again. It lasts for always. - Margery Williams

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

You can't fix things with a hug, but you can't make them any worse, either. - Dean Koontz

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

I can write the saddest poem of all tonight. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too. - Pablo Neruda

Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars. - Bernard Baruch

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder. - John Scalzi

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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