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Putting on a good face for an empty plate

Canned Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Waiting in line for the next food donation

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All that I can, I will. - French Proverb

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

We can never tell what is in store for us. - Harry S Truman

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can. - Elsa Maxwell

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

You have to find it. No one else can find it for you. - Bjorn Borg

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can. - Richard Bach

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically. - T.H. Thompson

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. - Soren Kierkegaard

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland. - Woody Allen

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. - Albert Einstein

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Half the world is composed of those who have something to say but can't; the other half is of those who have nothing to say and keep on saying it. - Robert Frost


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