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Putting on a good face for an empty plate

Canned Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Waiting in line for the next food donation

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Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Housework, if you do it right, can kill you. - Erma Bombeck

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can. - Lowell Thomas

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. - Lord Chesterfield

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Kindness can become its own motive. We are made kind by being kind. - Eric Hoffer

But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it. - Nancy Pelosi

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

You can't hit a target you cannot see, and you cannot see a target you do not have. - Zig Ziglar

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back. - Unknown

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Know from whence you came. If you know whence you came, there are absolutely no limitations to where you can go. - James Baldwin

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Be known for pleasing others, espcecially if you govern them... Ruling others has one advantage: you can do more good than anyone else. - Baltasar Gracian

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible


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