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Canadian Tough

Some thought she was as cold as the weather outside

Canadian Tough thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dressed for a warm winter's day in the Moistwest Territories

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer


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