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Canadian Tough

Some thought she was as cold as the weather outside

Canadian Tough thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Dressed for a warm winter's day in the Moistwest Territories

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The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria


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