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Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

One cannot rest except after steady practice. - George Ade

If you practice hard, you can win every battle. - Manny Pacquiao

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Practice is a means of inviting the perfection desired. - Martha Graham

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. - Unknown

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

In theory, practice and theory are the same. In practice they are not. - Yogi Berra

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? - George Carlin

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. - Yogi Berra

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard

An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he's in. He treats his failures simply as practice shots. - Charles Kettering

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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