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Buffalo Art

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Buffalo Art thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Animal protection on the prairie plains

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Problems that are procrastinated on are only amplified. Be the buffalo. - Unknown

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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