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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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