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Brain Logic

Head games - giving your brain a workout

Brain Logic thanks to Roy Taylor

Logic puzzles that can be solved by deduction

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed. - Oliver W. Holmes

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide


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