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Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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