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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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