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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

You can observe a lot just by watching. - Yogi Berra

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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