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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

Tact is after all a kind of mind-reading. - Sarah Orne Jewett

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. - Dorothy Parker

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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