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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

We read to know we're not alone. - William Nicholson

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. - Mark Twain

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

Stalin didn't write any memoirs. He was too secretive. He was afraid people might read them. - Jonathan Lynn

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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