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Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

The price of greatness is responsibility. - Winston Churchill

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. - Franklin Jones

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

Beware the stories you read or tell: subtly, at night, beneath the waters of consciousness, they are altering your world. - Ben Okri

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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