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Book Carvings

Book surgeon finds hidden 3D talent amid old pages

Book Carvings thanks to Jim Serritella

Artist carves niche for himself

Putting old books to new use
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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote. - Warren Buffet

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. - Mark Twain

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. - Dorothy Parker

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. - Oscar Wilde

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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