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Book Carvings

Book surgeon finds hidden 3D talent amid old pages

Book Carvings thanks to Jim Serritella

Artist carves niche for himself

Putting old books to new use
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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong with it. - Unknown

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. - Mark Twain

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. - Dorothy Parker

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal


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