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I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein


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