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Bike Stop

On the road to going nowhere

Bike Stop thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Beware of unmarked bicycle paths

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Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals. - Ronnie Corbett

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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