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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

The finest of pleasures are always the unexpected ones. - Erin Morgenstern

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect. - Oscar Wilde

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. - Jack Benny

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award. - Bill Murray

Any human anywhere will blossom in a hundred unexpected talents and capacities simply by being given the opportunity to do so. - Doris Lessing


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