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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

There is no Nobel Prize for fact-checking. - John Oliver

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

The finest of pleasures are always the unexpected ones. - Erin Morgenstern

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. - Jack Benny

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S Patton

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award. - Bill Murray

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson


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