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Jim Carey at the pre-Oscar viewing

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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

There is no Nobel Prize for fact-checking. - John Oliver

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

The finest of pleasures are always the unexpected ones. - Erin Morgenstern

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

I really wanted the MTV Award the most, It was a golden popcorn container and it looks really neat. - Kirsten Dunst

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S Patton

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson


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