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Better Start In Life

How soon is too soon to start baby on soda pop?

Better Start In Life thanks to Mike King

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Life begins at retire-meant. - Joe-kster

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

My life is one demd horrid grind. - Charles Dickens

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

Purpose is what gives life a meaning. - C.H. Parkhurst

The microphone of life only passes you once. - David Foster

A life without cause is a life without effect. - Barbarella

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get. - Unknown

There's no rejection in life quite like a cancelled shrink appointment. - Bill Schenk

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

No life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it. - Ellen Glasgow

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities. - Frank Lloyd Wright

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

Somehow, throughout much of life, being old seems to be something that happens to other people. - Maggie Scarf

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

We are either progressing or retrograding all the while; there is no such thing as remaining stationary in this life. - James Freeman Clarke

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr


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