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Better Start In Life

How soon is too soon to start baby on soda pop?

Better Start In Life thanks to Mike King

Do yourself and your Doctor a flavor favor

American Soda Pop Board guarantees lifetime of happiness

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

There are no regrets in life, just lessons. - Jennifer Aniston

Life is a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile. - Albert Einstein

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life. - Margareth II, Queen of Denmark

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

To enter life by way of the vagina is as good a way as any. - Henry Miller

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Life is really simple but we insist on making it complicated. - Confucius

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. - Oscar Wilde

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. - Mark Twain

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Life is not over because you have diabetes. Make the most of what you have, be grateful. - Dale Evans

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation. - Donald Trump

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. - William James

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

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