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Better Start In Life

How soon is too soon to start baby on soda pop?

Better Start In Life thanks to Mike King

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American Soda Pop Board guarantees lifetime of happiness

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Life is an adventure in forgiveness. - Norman Cousins

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca

There is no such thing in life as normal. - Morrissey

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

The best and most beautiful things in life cannot be seen, not touched, but are felt in the heart. - Helen Keller

I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. - Ogden Nash

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance,
Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance. - Ogden Nash

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep. - Samuel Johnson

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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