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I'm 50 years of old - Archie Bunker

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

You're never too old to become younger. - Mae West

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. - Dorothy Parker

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

"The good old days." The only good days are ahead. - Alice Childress

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. - Bruce Willis

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

I'm saving that rocker for the day when I feel as old as I really am. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he's too old for it. - Unknown

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

He's talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states. - Archie Bunker

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened by old ones. - John Cage

I wouldn't mind being called middle-aged if only I knew a few more hundred-year-old people. - Dean Martin

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. - Anne Bancroft

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

You're only as old as you feel is a refrain one hears enough that it must have some truth to it, though your oncologist might disagree. - Edward Hoagland

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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