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Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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