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If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

He who does not look ahead remains behind. - Spanish Proverb

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

We estimate - and this isn't an estimation - that Greta Waitz is eighty seconds behind. - David Coleman

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." - Home Simpson

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. - Phyllis Diller

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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