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He who does not look ahead remains behind. - Spanish Proverb

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

We estimate - and this isn't an estimation - that Greta Waitz is eighty seconds behind. - David Coleman

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." - Home Simpson

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There's three sides to every story. There's your story, there's my story, and there's the real story. - Ben Spurlock

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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