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Bat Flight

Catching sight of a vampire bat on prowl

Bat Flight thanks to Alexa Fremont, Dallas, Texas

A vampire bat’s food source is blood, a dietary trait called hematophagy

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It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin


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