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Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat. - Robert Frost

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Life is for one generation. A good name is forever. - Japanese proverb

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Hipness is not a state of mind, It's a fact of life. - Cannonball Adderley

I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life. - Margareth II, Queen of Denmark

If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living. - Seneca

Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. - Charles Swindoll

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Human life is but a series of footnotes to a vast obscure unfinished masterpiece. - Vladimir Nabokov

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was. - Richard L. Evans

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

If there's at least one person you've helped in life, then your life has been worthwhile. - L. Sydney Abel

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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