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My life needs editing. - Mort Sahi

Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries

Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Life begins on the other side of despair. - Jean-Paul Sartre

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. - Steven Wright

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Don't take life too seriously; it's not permanent. - Unknown

He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track. - David Coleman

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. - Joshua J. Marine

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

Challenges should not be seen as obstacles but rather as opportunities for acquiring new experiences in life. - Unknown

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales


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