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Bacon Is Life

Which bacon came first?

Bacon Is Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

An eggsellent race!

Life is a bowl of pits. - Rodney Dangerfield

Trifles make the sum of life. - Charles Dickens

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

A writer's life is the ideal life. - P G Wodehouse

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

Don't go through life, grow through life. - Eric Butterworth

At its best, life is completely unpredictable. - Christopher Walken

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

If you deny yourself commitment, what can you do with your life? - Harvey Fierstein

We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give. - Winston Churchill

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up. - Ambrose Bierce

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

Gammy used to say, "Too much scrubbing takes the life right out of things." - Betty MacDonald

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell

Skeleton Hairstyle

First Computer Cursor

The Great Depression

Duck Crossing

East Coast Winter Graffiti

Politician Plane

How To Argue With A Woman

Patio Losers

Wings Fans Are Ruthless

Temple Car

Netherlands Parking Lot

Model T Snowmobile

Tulip Snowpath

New Audi

Tower of Hammocks

Family Birthday Reminder

Dead Batteries

Ostrich Bush

Tetris Cake

T-Rex Shadow

Ordnance Table

Wine Bibber

Redneck Wireless Selfie

Tylenol Ban