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Bacon Is Life

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Bacon Is Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Life is hard. After all, it kills you. - Katharine Hepburn

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Life's a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track. - David Coleman

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

When you are tough on yourself, life is going to be infinitely easier on you. - Zig Ziglar

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. - Oscar Wilde

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

We become happier, much happier, when we realize life is an opportunity rather than an obligation. - Mary Augustine

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffet

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced - even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it. - John Keats

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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