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Bacon Is Life

Which bacon came first?

Bacon Is Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

If I had a pause button on my life, I would use it. - Jaycee Jay Anderson at the XXI 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. - Woody Allen

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein

Life is really simple but we insist on making it complicated. - Confucius

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Life is not over because you have diabetes. Make the most of what you have, be grateful. - Dale Evans

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

It's your place in the world; it's your life. Go on and do all you can with it, and make it the life you want to live. - Mae Jemison

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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