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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

A murderer is one who is presumed to be innocent until proven insane. - Unknown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. - Will Rogers

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain


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