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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

An asylum for the sane would be empty in America. - George Bernard Shaw

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joe-k. - Will Rogers

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it. - Donella Meadows

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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