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A man had better wear out than rust out. - Richard Cumberland

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

The concept of number is the obvious distinction between the beast and man. - Joseph de Maistre

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

The great and glorious masterpiece of man is to know how to live to purpose. - Michel de Montaigne

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. - H L Mencken

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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