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Auto Repair Pricing

Engine noises of the soon-to-be-bankrupt car owner

Auto Repair Pricing thanks to Barry McCartney

Auto repair tip: where not to go for auto body work

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The price of purity is purists. - Calvin Trillin

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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