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Engine noises of the soon-to-be-bankrupt car owner

Auto Repair Pricing thanks to Barry McCartney

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less. - Eldridge Cleaver

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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