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Aussie Road Safety

Do you drive like a w'Anchor?

Aussie Road Safety thanks to Roy Turkington

Australian country roads need safer drivers (at least from Adelaide to Grampians)

Aussie Road Safety thanks to Roy Turkington

Aussie Road Safety thanks to Roy Turkington

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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