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Anthropomorphic Nouns

Explaining things that come out of Washington

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

We're all familiar with a Herd of Cows

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

a Flock of Chickens

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a School of Fish

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a Gaggle of Geese

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a Pride of Lions

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a Murder of Crows

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an Exaltation of Doves

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a Parliament of Owls

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Now consider a group of Baboons

Anthropomorphic Nouns thanks to Jim Serritella

Baboons are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not... a Congress! a Congress of Baboons

That pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington
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My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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