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Anger punishes itself. - English Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger. - Buddha

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back. - Unknown

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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