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Angry Birds

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Some scenery is for the birds

Anger punishes itself. - English Proverb

You're afraid of your own anger. - Kristin Cashore

Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one. - Benjamin Franklin

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger. - Buddha

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

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