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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

You're afraid of your own anger. - Kristin Cashore

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - R.G. Ingersoll

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one. - Benjamin Franklin

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Just try to be angry with someone who fed you something delicious. - Carmen Cook

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger. - Buddha

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy


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