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Angry Birds

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Angry Birds thanks to Keith Blake

Some scenery is for the birds

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Anger punishes itself. - English Proverb

The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one. - Benjamin Franklin

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Just try to be angry with someone who fed you something delicious. - Carmen Cook

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger. - Buddha

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Unknown

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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