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Anger Release Machine

Modeled after Greek celebrations to express happiness

Anger Release Machine thanks to Keith Blake

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

You're afraid of your own anger. - Kristin Cashore

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - R.G. Ingersoll

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Just try to be angry with someone who fed you something delicious. - Carmen Cook

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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