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Good words to live by

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The flesh of your blood. - Archie Bunker

Courage is spelled I-N-T-E-G-R-I-T-Y. - Unknown

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. - Seneca

Perfection is impossible. Excellence is not. - Rob Feenie

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

The desire to conquer is itself a sort of subjection. - George Eliot

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

It is your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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