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I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last. - Marcel Proust

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't - the Joe-kster

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses. - Lady Gaga

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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