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Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last. - Marcel Proust

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't - Joe-kster

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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