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The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't - the Joe-kster

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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