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Almost Floats On Water

Sinking feeling with your TV remote

Almost Floats On Water thanks to Barry McCartney

Maybe it would float on the Dead Sea

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Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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