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Algebra Relationship

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Algebra Relationship thanks to Barry McCartney

Mathematics used to explain the mystery of X and Y chromosomes

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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