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A Caring Husband

Helping out with kitchen chores

A Caring Husband thanks to Jim Serritella

The art of peeling potatoes didn't appeal to Henry

Husband: 'My dear, what can I help you with?'
Wife: 'Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in the cook pot.'

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One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

A husband's conjungal and a wife's convivial obligation - Archie Bunker

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. - Zig Ziglar

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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