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Yoga With Mom

You're never too young to learn Yoga

Yoga With Mom thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Exercise begins at home

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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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