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Work Uniforms

Police line up in uniform position

Work Uniforms thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Changing clothing styles in the armed forces

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke


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