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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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