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Why You Shouldn't Eat Your Young

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Why You Shouldn't Eat Your Young thanks to Mike King

Diet planning for young children

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

I am not young enough to know everything. - Oscar Wilde

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

The joy that isn't shared dies young. - Anne Sexton

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

I've become a much more serious young insect. - Andrew Denton

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

I've been noticing gravity since I was very young. - Cameron Diaz

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. - Ogden Nash

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude. - Robin Williams

Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, but to be young was very heaven! - William Wordsworth

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

It was a high counsel that I once heard given to a young person, "always do what you are afraid to do." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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