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Why You Shouldn't Eat Your Young

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Why You Shouldn't Eat Your Young thanks to Mike King

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Being young is a fault that improves daily. - Swedish Proverb

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

I've become a much more serious young insect. - Andrew Denton

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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