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The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

Many can argue; not many converse. - Louisa May Alcott

Whatever it is, I'm against it. - Groucho Marx

Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - R.G. Ingersoll

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

I'm for whatever gets you through the night. - Frank Sinatra

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. - Lord Chesterfield

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

A thing is worth whatever the buyer will pay for it. - Publilius Syrus

Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one. - Benjamin Franklin

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it. - Dale Carnegie

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance. - Robert Quillen

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

The power I exert on the court depends on the power of my arguments, not on my gender. - Sandra Day O'Connor

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. - Bertrand Russell

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

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