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Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars through difficulties) - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois


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