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We are all special cases. - Albert Camus

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Optimism doesn't wait on facts. It deals with prospects. - Norman Cousins

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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