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What A Deal

Something smells fishy at the Fish and Chips shop today

What A Deal thanks to Keith Blake

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

You have to deal with the fact that your life is your life. - Alex Hailey

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Optimism doesn't wait on facts. It deals with prospects. - Norman Cousins

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult. - Rainer Maria Rilke

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump


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