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We are all special cases. - Albert Camus

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

See everything. Overlook a great deal. Improve a little. - Pope John XXIII

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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