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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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