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Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown


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